1. Sonny and Cher open the show with ""Jingle Bells"" and banter about Sonny's plans for a real, old-fashioned Italian Christmas. In a comedy blackout, Herbie (regular Ted Zeigler) wonders what Cher will be getting Sonny for Christmas this year. 2. The Captain joins Sonny and Cher on-stage to tell about a letter he'd received from a fan. 3. ""Sonny's Pizza Parlor"" -- Sonny is haunted by visions of the Ghost of Pizza Past (Cher), the Ghost of Pizza Present (Bob) and the Ghost of Pizza Yet To Come (Bernadette) when he decides to keep the pizzeria open throughout the holidays. 4. Bernadette sings a medley of ""Send In the Clowns"" and ""Be a Clown"" 5. Alvin and Laverne (Sonny and Cher) exchange Christmas gifts and face a crisis when they realize that each of them had sold his home in order to move in and live together. 6. Sonny and Chastity play with two toy marionettes (Shields and Yarnell) that had been under the Christmas tree. 7. ""Christmas Eve"" -- A kindhearted waiter (Bob) shows compassio