The world's greatest ventriloquist is coming on the show today, and Penelope senses a chance to get closer to Amanda. Meanwhile, Amanda's show open is interrupted by a man speaking Italian but what is he saying? There's a special report on the danger of When School Mascots Attack, and today Amanda's special guest in the Jacuzzi is Moses. We pay a visit to The Lucklesses, a family who always seem to have the worst luck, plus there's time for a Hillbilly Moment, and Kyle talks about a string breaking on his guitar.